Lunch Derailed

My lunch plans were derailed by my insatiable appetite for a good sandwich. The turkey meatballs and pasta were just not sounding appetizing to me so I decided to head over to Panera instead for a delicious tomato & mozzarella panini. I get up to the counter and the cashier asks me what I would like as my side (fully intending to say apple) I say chips...then she asks if I want to add a cookie to my meal for only 99 cents. Is this a serious question? Clearly this lady doesn't know me. Of course I would like a cookie. So much for my original lunch plans and then so much for my backup plan of ordering a panini with just an apple. On goes the battle friends...score another for the cookie monster...