Listen Starbucks...we've had some great times together and you will always have a special place in my heart, but this abusive relationship has to stop.
I deserve better.
I went a full seven days without you in my life and then all of a sudden you found a way to worm your way back in.
Well not again. You have cost me way too much.
We need to break up for good. Go find someone else to tempt into your sinister deliciousness and then leave feeling empty and used.
Besides, I have a new man in my life and he treats me a lot better than you ever did.
We are OVER.